The Mayor of the Internet is an extremely important position, one which must be taken with the utmost in sincerity.
Among other responsibilities, the honorary Mayor of the Internet is expected to honor, uphold and
respect each of the following rules (refresh screen for updates):
600. There are people who will always come up with reasons why you can't do what you want to do. Ignore them.
Mayor Of The Internet, the ultimate honorary position
My name is Matt Maschler and I am the Mayor of the Internet.
Nominations are now being accepted for my internet successor. The online election will occur shortly.
Matt Maschler is THE Mayor of the Internet!
The Mayor Of The Internet is a global honorary position often considered to be among the most prestigious, acclaimed and desired jobs in the world. The title is typically reserved for those with impeccable honesty, integrity, business ethics and professionalism. Good looks and a dashing personality are often associated as well. The position commands power, authority and immediate respect throughout both the physical globe and cyberspace alike. As such, nominations of those with obvious character flaws should not be submitted.The small, one-time nomination fee is the only cost associated with being selected as the Mayor Of The Internet. In the event that a qualified successor has not yet been identified by the completion of a nominee’s term, the existing Mayor shall continue in the honorary position for free until a suitable successor is located. Should a candidate not be approved by our Mayoral selection panel (for whatever reason), the nomination fee will promptly be refunded in full.Use the form to the right to nominate your outstanding candidate to the most prestigious position the internet has to offer. If selected, your honoree will begin his/her term as soon as the current Mayor’s term ends. If another candidate has already been approved, the form will not accept the submission of your payment. In such a case, you are welcome to try again at a later date.